We have finally attained the godlike status of being the largest non-professional automotive football league in the world!
(That we are aware of)
What The?
Imagine a fun, friendly, competitive soccer match, now instead of South Americans and Italians running around for hours on end in cleats, think of a handful of underpowered econobox hatchbacks piloted by beer chugging good old boys. Throw in an appropriately sized 4 foot soccer ball, a six pack of pilsner and an unsuspecting farmer’s field.
Bam! You have the Elite Sprint Football League!
Still Confused?
We play Football (Soccer for the Queen's English impaired) using Chevrolet Sprints. We create a makeshift playing area on a relatively flat field and use the cars to ram the ball into the opposing team's goal area. The only cars allowed are the Chevrolet Sprint, Pontiac Firefly, Geo Metro, and Suzuki Swift. The are the same car with different grills. And they are babe magnets.
Recently the dirty Brits at Top Gear stole our idea (that's our claim anyway) but buggered the rules.
For a rough idea click the link below:
http://autos.sympatico.ca/top-gear/?bclid=61642921001&bctid=59536363001
More information on the "Sprint"

